myheart75
Australia
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
Armando de Carvalho
Toxic people
Today, I moved back with my mom, sister and niece after 10 years on my own. My niece is 11, we talked about life and she agrees my mom and my sister are toxic and that I should move out. She'll do it as soon as she's 18. I'm 29. FML
Anonymous
Touché
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Behave!
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
Anonymous
My house, my rules
Today, my daughter asked to go to a party and I said no, because I know some of the other people going and they're bad news. She then said she only asked permission as a courtesy, and is going anyway and just left. She lives with me but she did turn 18 last week, and I don’t know what to do. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Orlando, United States
Sentenced
Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
brother
San Diego, United States
Outta control
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my little sister about trying to hook up with my friends. Married or not. She just turned 18 but I’m hoping this was the first and last time. FML
Top comments
sieera00 8
Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D
eminemchick 19
forever alone...
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Comments (155)
bc4025567575 3
Lame. She is 2 years old. Next.
uknowitsJAIME 0
sorry this made me laugh :)
preetaleet 9
Damn. Owned by a 2 year old.
cheatwin3598 0
Ouch. Try to idk get more friends!
upwardSpiral 4
OP, can I be your friend? :D
AyeeArieel 5
shes a fiesty onee
iloooovemylife 7
I was owned by a eight year old like that !! That sucks
sourgirl101 29
At age two, kids can display signs of jealously. She probably felt her play friends were having so much more fun with the OP then with her. I'm sure the OP has his/her own friends.(:
RyanMacVey 17
wow kids are mean these days...
KiddNYC1O 22
Seriously. My sister's 3 year-old godson socked me in the eye a couple of weeks ago. I guess his mom did well in investing on karate classes.
mealz 0
lay her over ur knee, bare her butt, and spank til she's REAL sory.
Killerturtle 11
That wasn't funny!
KiddNYC1O 22
I don't think it was a joke. It was more of a cry for help.