Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I...

By JustShutUp - 27/07/2016 18:40

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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By deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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Thursday 28 July 2016 12:01

Don't rain on his parade. XD (And, yes, I know. Bring on the downvotes.)

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 28 July 2016 12:05

Join in - maybe you can teach him some more of the words!

Comments

Colon_Man 17

Thursday 28 July 2016 16:47

Just sing the Swedish Chef theme in your shower. "Byorn di yish, a boom bah diggie boom. Byorn day yish a born... BORK! BORK! BORK!" *throws your shampoo and conditioner bottle*

flowersbloom 5

Thursday 28 July 2016 18:01

my coworker was singing the same exact thing the other day! All day. And I got 'purple rain purple rain' stuck on repeat in my head.

Bunnyluver 20

Thursday 28 July 2016 18:56

Come on, it may get annoying, but that's my favorite part of the song too!

trevorr_16 25

Thursday 28 July 2016 20:25

Who showers for 2 and a half hours?

ilovebono88 21

Friday 29 July 2016 0:15

Some women do... I personally don't

Bearsmomma 30

Saturday 30 July 2016 9:34

It says half an hour though

species4872 19

Thursday 28 July 2016 21:22

Just play the instrumental track for him next time to sing along with. Sounds like he needs the help.

Casual_Cthulhu 12

Friday 29 July 2016 5:21

That's a long shower

nattnatt73 31

Friday 29 July 2016 8:05

Damn, that would drive me nuts. I empathize with you op.

thecpthree 7

Friday 29 July 2016 20:26

I really think this was me. Do you live in a duplex in Kansas, OP? Sorry. Prince had just died and I hadn't heard his music in so long that those two words were all I knew!