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By oops123 - 16/07/2012 14:38 - United States

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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Hey there!

By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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Quiet

By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 00:00

Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 18:54

Well at least you will be missed by someone in that family.

aimferd 4

Monday 16 July 2012 18:54

good thing hes moving

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mal2012 4

Monday 16 July 2012 22:34

Uuuu sooo deserved that! Oh well laugh it off! Its over!!! LMAOOOO!!!

Bonzer 2

Monday 16 July 2012 23:30

What is going through your head while you type?

CoconutOil 7

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:45

Looks like he actually types with his head!

FallenSteph 6

Monday 16 July 2012 23:06

At least he was honest?

hateevryone 14

Monday 16 July 2012 23:12

He's being honest since he's moving. You don't have to worry about him anymore.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 16 July 2012 23:13

What a proud, polite nipple gazer.

asherm 15

Monday 16 July 2012 23:15

A creeper stalker in the making... He'll probably contact you when he's 18

ice723 5

Monday 16 July 2012 23:19

good to know I'm your new neighbour

Pandacupcakelove 26

Monday 16 July 2012 23:29

And he's 12??? My little pervert....

TheJester12 15

Monday 16 July 2012 23:42

What a polite peeping Tom

ItzMeGuyz 3

Monday 16 July 2012 23:44

You now know you did a good thing for a little boy.

rockurheart 9

Monday 16 July 2012 23:46

men will be men, no matter how old;p

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Hey there!

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