Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give... - FML

By Elliott_B - 24/06/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

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Elliott_B 3

Friday 24 June 2011 20:12

OP here, just for some more info we had given her a card at the same time and my dad wrote Rich in it, he just accidentally let Jim slip on accident. my dad is not an "idiot", he just wasn't thinking clearly at the time

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amerwin 3

Friday 24 June 2011 19:02

Did I say Jim? I meant 'him'!!

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 24 June 2011 19:01

It's time to jump in your Batmobile and make a get-away.

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haileyylyynn 0

Monday 27 June 2011 9:31

need a moment eat a twix !

Friaza 29

Friday 22 July 2011 19:41

Maybe she named him Rich because she only wanted his money?

Greendaycheese 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:16

This FML is from like... 2 years ago. Nice try, though.

Clarence Gilbert 7

Friday 3 March 2017 16:16

fydl. his life is f×cked. yours is fine.

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