Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
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Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would be so embarrassed if someone did that to me. I usually sing in the shower just to have some noise in there other than the damn shower head running...
colourmealy 0
I wouldnt be that embarrassed just because almost everyone sounds like shit in the shower.
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Comments (96)
LesYeuxDeDario 0
That's a classic xD Everybody does it, thanks to luck I live in a house with a big garden so no neighbors can hear me xD lucky me, fyl dudette
girlygirl666 0
Hahahaha That's great! Love the user-name. Make a CD and put it in all of their mailboxes.
letitbe56 0
Don't stop singing in the shower! You're singing for YOU, not for them. You're probably a happier, healthier person than they are.
fleg 9
yeah, probably because she doesn't have to listen to herself murder "I will always love you" every morning.
lessthanbee 0
*** what they say!! sing like no one's listening, dance like no one's watching...if it makes you happy, let them hate.
Roto13 0
That sucks, but unless you do it really early in the morning or something and it's waking people up, you should totally keep singing. You're not trying to serenade these people. You're just trying to enjoy your shower. :P
alex_vik 1
YDI for singing in the shower. Especially because you can't sing.
FlaminYawn 0
hilarious, I just read this while singing, making my transition from the toilet to the shower...
Avenging_Angel 0
Sing louder =D Right now I'm listening to Bohemian Rhapsody, give the neighbors your own rendition of this song XD
fmlxxxx 0
i'm guessing you're not really whitney houston
MissxKim 0
keep singing louder and try to sound really bad on purpose and then when they come to stick another note on the door, you should have a note saying "stick another note on my door about my shower singing, and it'll get worse!" ... you should sing before work, when you're peeing/********, when you get home, before and after dinner, SING ALL THE TIME!!