Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
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Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would be so embarrassed if someone did that to me. I usually sing in the shower just to have some noise in there other than the damn shower head running...
colourmealy 0
I wouldnt be that embarrassed just because almost everyone sounds like shit in the shower.
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Comments (96)
magichateball 0
**** that rude note posting asshole! sing louder! find the songs you couldnt hope to hit the notes for and belt that shit out at 5am.
omgitsseejay 0
**** your neighbors!!! sing louder!!! you don't need their approval! it's your ******* apartment!!
Jessaly_fml 0
It's not HER apartment, it's a building everyone shares and pays the rent to one person. Just try to find a room where it's harder to hear. In my apartment, no neighbors can hear me in my room, but everyone can hear everyone else in the bathrooms. And guess what? If you were a good singer, they'd be complaining to. There is nothing more annoying than someone who won't stop singing when you don't want them to, it feels like someone is drilling something into your brain. I know this because my siblings and I all sing, but when they're just singing whatever they don't know when or how to stop.
anon8989888 0
n.54: how is it the OP's fault? OP: listen, ignore the responses about singing quieter. blare your voice. install a megaphone and microphone with the loudest amp you can find and sing "I know a song that gets on your nerves" or any celine dion song! when they have complained 3 times tune it down get rid of the mic but don't stop singing. people who sing live a healthier, happier lifestyle. it goes into the soul and makes your mind explode with joy!
ithedarkknight 0
how do you have sex with those paper walls babe? next song you should sing is "**** these neighbors i sing what ever i want song" XD
netbeui435 3
tell them to **** off
annaofwisconsin 0
You idiot who tell her to sing louder need to realize that if enough of her neighbors are annoyed by it they can kick her out. It's their apartments too. Sing all you want, just remember that other people are there.
SpaghettiCat 0
To everyone going "HURRR SING LOUDER :D" and acting self-righteous about it, I'm sure you'd all be reacting similarly to the anonymous neighbor if you were in a similar situation, and forced to listen to someone's godawful singing day after day. Leaving an anonymous note was a bit of a douche move, sure, but that doesn't change the fact that there's very few things in the world more annoying than being forced to listen to some tonedeaf person singing.
hplover92 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA you must be mortified.
aagw 0
ahaha that made my life complete usually ppl just complain to my managers about me
frikkinhannah 0
Win.