Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my family's Thanksgiving was canceled. Why? Because my mom doesn't want to cheat on her diet, so we aren't having it at all. FML
Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML
Today, my dad told my mom to only drop off my sister for Thanksgiving and not me. Guess I was wrong about him wanting to work on our relationship. FML
Today, I found out my ex got invited to our Christmas Party. I also found out that she got much more presents and money from my family than I did. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not welcome at my boyfriend's dad funeral, because his ex-wife has invited herself, and it would be too awkward to explain to his extended family, most of whom apparently don't yet know that he's divorced. FML
Today, I spent Thanksgiving alone. I'm not close to my family, I'm the black sheep but my sister said she would come over. To my surprise, she ended up going to my family's', where I'm not wanted. My boyfriend went to his family's, so I spent the whole day alone. He'd even took my dog. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
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aforbiddendance 23
That sucks, OP. Why won't you take revenge and go on a family holiday with your ex mother-in-law?
Redgrass7 7
31 I see these FMLs ALL the time. My guess is she cheated on him and left him with the kids, or cleared out his bank account, etc.... Something along those lines. Family isn't going to disown you and pick up the ex because you forgot to bring a dish to a party or something.
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Comments (89)
angelwing13 5
For those 3038 ppl that thought it was cool to hit the YDI button, how the f*ck does op deserve not to be invited to her family celebrations!?
IIIIIIIII 7
Maybe your mom and dad were going to pull some "Last House on the Left" revenge for you?
treehugger8539 1
This is so sad! Like literally I'm crying
talicaroxi 25
My husbands mum did this with his ex for Christmas! apparently despite her shagging anything that moved wasnt good reason for him to split with her and they liked her a lot.
talicaroxi 25
Although we were told we had to go to her house but not bring my children as they only wanted family there!!!
Unlucky1232 20
is it possible to disown yourself? if y can do it. they clearly don't give a damn about u and u shouldn't have anything to do with them from here on out
AmbrosiaFan 19
Did you cheat on your ex? That might be why.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That doesn't even make sense. What kind of shitty parents do you have?
Hangryko 32
We need more information.