Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.
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KiwiLime 0
your mother needs help. mental hospital help.
yanna227 0
crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"
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Comments (245)
EyeCeYu 7
Keying cars is stupid... 9 year olds have smarter sense then that.
lauralavenderbab 0
Put that bitch in an institution
giggitygoo12 7
Police? I mean r u retarded? Or insane asylum
omgjustno 7
If only there was an I agree your mothers crazy button
simonetaylor94 6
i think its time for a restraining order
Historic 2
Perhapps it is time for a BIG move
IAmNotAHuman515 6
Sounds like she needs a good ass whippin
crazy4uboi 6
Am I the only one that thinks there's more to the story...?
ph8eyerucker 3
That some white people shit
allisadawn91 8
I would charge her with destruction of property. My mom is crazy too, and I've almost called someone about it. But if she did something that straight forward crazy. All ties have already been cut. I would get a restraining order too if it still stats that bad.