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Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML

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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.

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your mother needs help. mental hospital help.

crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"

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Call the cops. Or move house and don't tell her where you are or something. She is acting unstable and I know it may be difficult because she's your mum but you need to report this. Don't let her frighten you. Be strong :)

akeller3298 1

I picture Edward Scissorhands when I read this story , lmao !!

turn her in to the police she is obviously mentally unstable

crazy psycho bitch alert... u need to give her a taste of her own medicine...

is ir mom crazy? honestly is she mentally sane?

koalakillzyooouu 1

can you say...Crazy bitch???....FYL/:

can you say 'restraining order' ;P

what part of Alabama are you from?

hewro_failure 11

Your mom is psychotic get a restraining order on her

time for a Restraining Order