Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, my stepmom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a stepmom. FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
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shaniqualee 2
Write a note and leave it on the light switch.
thighsofglory 0
Rent a billboard. No, wait.... Skywriting. That'll work.
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Comments (250)
Nonsaway 1
Post-it note scavenger hunt.
chickletno1 0
you don't. just don't.
bellalafarga 0
I think shes younger because if your an adult you would be excited to tell your parents but since shes worried, it must mean shes underage. But that still doesn't make her a ***** or a ****.
writergirl23 19
Find your pregnancy test, stick it to a note that says, "Guess who's the happy mum of triplets!!! :D" Walk in, give it to your mum, walk out. When she confronts you about the triplets part just say "Nah that's a practical joke but yeah I'm pregnant." Shell be so glad it's not triplets shell be more likely to accept the pregnancy.
linarahmany 6
Damn op u screwed :/ but ydi sorta good luck
maverick1752 16
Facebook?
cwl727 33
Reply I'm pregnant
Eltobak 13
As they cant tell u straight u should email your stepdads boss or somethint
taintedtruffle 42
nothing about this fml makes sense to me
fantasyworld 39
Send them an email.