Today, my mom insisted on putting sunscreen on me. I closed my eyes and shut my mouth while she rubbed some on my face. Halfway through, I burped. I opened my mouth just in time to get a large glob of sunscreen in it. FML
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One of my friends brought to my attention that one of my ol' FMLs is still circulating with quite a bit of controversy, so I'm back to add a little bit of insight: For those of you who called me childish for not applying my own sunscreen, I'm far from flexible and I'd like to say that any normal person can't reach their back, so my mom went ahead and did that for me. Since she had some extra sunscreen on her fingers, she went ahead and did my face too, as I did the rest of my body. For those of you who said that it was rude of me to burp on my mother, I completely agree, but my eyes were closed and I had just had Taco Bell, so you know how it is. I didn't know my mom's fingers were so close to my face, my eyes being closed in all, so—I don't really remember, this was years ago. I'm glad I have a published FML, but my day at the beach turned sour when I had to wash sunscreen out of my mouth with seawater! My mom and I still laugh about it, though. Have a good day!
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Feklfekl2222 32
well burp through your nose, that's what I do.
ZoZo17_fml 0
I never trust my mom with putting sunscreen on me. not after having a smiley face on my back.
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Comments (203)
laurie_gurl 0
Why is your mom putting sunscreen on you?
ameliafmlr 7
why did u let ur mom put sunscreen on u can't u do it yourself?? and not much of an XML Iv had way worse!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Maybe the mom did it anyway. Do you really think if she wanted her daughter to wear the sunscreen that badly, she'd stop if she was told not to do it?
sansan2 0
you still have ur mom put sunscreen on you...thts what hoes are for
TheRoulette16 0
Damn that sucks. Could have been worse lol.
Thompyxxxxx 0
why was she trying to put a glob of it on your mouth why not just a little on her fingers or something, fy moms life for not knowing how to apply sunscreen
brun12 1
Wtf how old are you? Why is your mom still putting sun screen on you? You can't do it yourself??
littlebluepill 1
Wow...are you still 4 that your mum is putting on your sunscreen?? My girls are 9 and 12 and they've been putting on their own since kindergarten!!
tifax_fml 4
Wth how old are you that you had yer mom to put sunscreen for you.
Annihilator257 15
Burp with your mouth closed... Generally that's where your manners come in.
Unbearable_fml 21
One of my friends brought to my attention that one of my ol' FMLs is still circulating with quite a bit of controversy, so I'm back to add a little bit of insight: For those of you who called me childish for not applying my own sunscreen, I'm far from flexible and I'd like to say that any normal person can't reach their back, so my mom went ahead and did that for me. Since she had some extra sunscreen on her fingers, she went ahead and did my face too, as I did the rest of my body. For those of you who said that it was rude of me to burp on my mother, I completely agree, but my eyes were closed and I had just had Taco Bell, so you know how it is. I didn't know my mom's fingers were so close to my face, my eyes being closed in all, so—I don't really remember, this was years ago. I'm glad I have a published FML, but my day at the beach turned sour when I had to wash sunscreen out of my mouth with seawater! My mom and I still laugh about it, though. Have a good day!