Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML
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Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding. The photographer said I was too ugly for the official photos so they searched the crowd for a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car. No one in the crowd stopped to defend me. My mom told me it's my own fault. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I posted a picture of myself in a new outfit on Instagram. A few minutes later, my mom commented, “You look gorgeous, but why does your shirt look like it’s from the 90s?” I was too embarrassed to respond, so I just deleted the post. FML
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amy397123 0
Why was her wedding dress desert themed?
amatayo 0
If you see an ugly baby and say "wow, look at that ugly baby" and someone says "that's my baby". Does that make it less ugly? The same with your mom's dress.
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Comments (121)
10_4Franky 0
The only way you could put this is: you are a bitch. Your moms doing a very nice thing for you and you should at least not complain. And YDI for not knowing that you were wearing her wedding dress.
buttonface 0
Ydi for not seeing their wedding pics? If it was with yer stepmum, or stepdad... ydi for having a broken family.
greendaygirl112 0
YDI for being so inconsiderate
Pikalu1 3
Wow. I feel sorry for you. All these people saying 'You're so rude!' or 'You're so inconsiderate!'. She was in extremely hot weather, was probably sweaty in the long wedding dress. She was so tired, and probably thirsty, she just had to complain a bit.
iluvcandy 7
LMAOOOO that just made my day
rachilio 26
Bitch
codbloodedkill3r 0
All I saw was 115 cod zombies ftw!!
Late_night83 25
Bitch u are.
kahru1 9
most importantly, why'd you all drive to the desert for a theme?
mimerino 9
Wow ur familys ****** up