By Ixlovexwaffles - 29/04/2015 20:33

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Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
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I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.

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Malahkaa 19

Like mother like daughter...

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Redoxx_fml 22

Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP

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DanCastellaneta 17

I feel sorry for you but this is too damn funny...

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nemcali 34

That's very funny but yes you have a point. She should have let you announce it

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militarybrat 21

Wow. Not only is that crude but it is YOUR news to share not hers. Im glad mine know how to listen.

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cjfred 13

Sorry, OP, but your mom wins the Internet for today. (Assuming she really is a MILF/GILF-to-be and not just vain, of course.)

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AncientElbow 13

Things like this is why my parents don't have Facebook

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Overlord247 20

That's awful OP :( congratulations though

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navy_girl 5

What is MILF and GILF??

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tbone5466 9

my family is like this. its awesome to have a family with a sense of humour

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amccaul1976 8

I think she meant 2 moments of unprotected sex.

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