By Ixlovexwaffles - 29/04/2015 20:33

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Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
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Ixlovexwaffles 0

I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.

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Top comments

Malahkaa 19

Like mother like daughter...

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Redoxx_fml 22

Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP

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sherk0gre 14

Wouldn't it be from a GILF to a MILF...?

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crazytwinsmom 25

Mother to grandmother.

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veryunluckygirl 19

I believe the mother was talking about herself??? I'm not sure XD

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SauceySarah 30

Where's the lie?

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Axel5238 29

Dunno of the age of the OP, but her displeasure seems to be more at her daughter's potential age or ability to provide for a child potentially. Otherwise, it seems odd. Not every child is a blessing. Kid's are a big source of finical and emotional strain.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

You're reading way too much into this...

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Ixlovexwaffles 0

I am 21, in a stable relationship, and not living at home

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weeyin12 24

#34, what? The OP is the daughter. She wrote the FML about her mum, not the other way around

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Exaspera 54

I hope you were able to announce this first yourself!

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Ixlovexwaffles 0

I wasn't, she was the first person I told, and even my father found out via her status. I specifically told her not to post anything for at least a week so I could tell everyone else. The status was up within five minutes... -_-

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Doubtful_Judge 23

Your profile picture really shows your personality,

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Stillo 25

congratulation with the pregnancy OP!

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naddousha 14

What do MILF and GILF stand for? Pardon my ignorance though

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Zarcissa 34

To save you from getting downvoted to hell or to be told to google it: MILF = Mom I'd like to ****... for GILF, it's Grandma.

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khaos_kristina 6

mom I like to ****.... grandma I like to ****

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Exsequor 14

That's awesome, quit being so oversensitive

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Luluthus 41

I don't think its " over sensitive" to want to be the one to tell the family she's pregnant.

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Heyjai 18

Sorry to hear that your self-absorbed mother took an opportunity to steal your thunder. Likely self-esteem issues she has. At least you know who NOT to model yourself after as you raise your child. Good luck!

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