Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, a student turned in homework she copied off an online answer key. The wrong key. My students are too stupid to cheat right. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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Top comments
christian1509 21
She's going places... Definitely not college, but places.
Ilikepie82479 20
She is a criminal mastermind, watch out
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Comments (114)
RedPandaOnFire 2
if she starts high school next semster, does that mean the cheating worked?
InkedGamer 9
Back in highschool, i didnt even bother showing up for the classes or got kicked out, now im in college. Soo maybe shes trying?
Bullock117 13
Did she get an A for her effort at least?
maharb01 17
So how did she think that was going to look? "sorry teacher, I forgot that my name isn't that other girl's name. . .silly me"
skittyskatbrat 19
And this is why I tell my students to ALWAYS write their name in pen... My favorite student erased the name on the front page of a multi-page packet and put her name there. Too bad she left Carlos's name on ALL THE OTHER PAGES.
alicat13 12
At least she did not copy!
mrSuper 1
no big deal to get in hs and to cheat but why the fck she has to mess up someone else test
crunchycheeto99 11
Foolproof! Right?
Iceberg86300 14
Honestly can't say your life sucks or you deserve it. Unless you're a sophomore and worried about be associated with an idiot. In AP physics senior year we were taking a 10 problem test SAT style, multiple choice. My friends and I sat in the back the class, best friend one row in front me. He slips me his TI-8x very very smoothly. Take a look at the screen and it reads: 1) 2)...........9) 10). Because of the effort involved, not having to turn in scratch paper, and the smoothness in passing the calculator I couldn't resist, had to help him out LOL. I gave him a B. Lucky he got that though because I had a TI-89, and had no freaking clue how to use his calculator, he got his answers as 1,3,2,4, etc instead of A's, B's, C's, and D's.
Iceberg86300 14
Of your going to down vote, at least have the stones to leave a reply.
maharb01 17
I down thumbed you because you were looking to an fml thread to validate and pat you on the back for cheating with your buddy. Might just be me, but I take integrity pretty seriously and thus have no issue or shortage of stones in terms of owning up to my down thumb
tantanpanda 26
cheating in an AP class? You're seriously only hurting yourself. when that AP test rolls around and you're clueless about the material, you'll have yourself to thank.this dumb girl cheated off a kinda smart person in chem AP and pulled a B. She got a score of 1. Ill work for my 5, thank you very much.
skittyskatbrat 19
I encourage my students to mess with cheaters. How? If they think someone is cheating off them, change all As to Cs and Bs to Ds and vice-versa. Then change them back right before turning in the test... I also create multiple ALMOST-identical copies of each test. The good students have no idea that this is the case or that the tests were different (at a glance, they seem exactly the same). The cheaters invariably fail miserably. Usually takes them a few tests to figure out what is going on, and by then...the semester is over and they have their F. When a student works their butt off studying for a good grade I am not going to cheapen it by handing out an A to someone whose only "studying" involved studying how to copy a test w/out getting caught!
illusong 16
You gotta give her props for making it through this far