Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML
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feven 32
Parents think they're so slick. Kids understand the dirty jokes by age 12 thank you and please stop
brunettesara5722 17
Lol fyl op, it can be worse though. at least you didn't walk in on it?
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Comments (62)
bethrh 49
That's just disturbing
Attacksloth 33
Neuralizer, stat.
chocolatefrog28 29
I think that's a pretty tame revelation, you should be glad your mother didn't sympathize with your sister over something like being handcuffed against her will or water sports. Smile and nod, think happy thoughts!
420west 4
thats life
trippyturts 7
Perfect! teach them young!
dawood_k 27
Bet the mums hair has "50 shades of grey"
venomousflower 24
My parents say these kind of things all the time, except they know me and my brother understand it. They just don't care
LetMeSleepPlease 23
The dirty joke sort of pushed away the issue that she's upset over her hair being pulled. I dealt with a lot of bullying in school so I'm incredibly biased, but I think they should take this sort of thing more seriously. No, hair pulling doesn't mean he likes you. For me it meant, "you're fat and I don't like you because you're fat", and honestly it's a shitty lesson to impart on girls that, "Don't worry dear, he's only hurting you because he thinks you're pretty!" No one should have to deal with bullying or pain of any kind while they're in school, just my onion.
militarybrat 21
Exactly THANK YOU. Someone gets it. I was also bullied in school.
hellphone_fml 37
If you don't teach them its wrong to do that at that age they will never learn. No one should hurt anyone while "flirting" its not even flirting it is harassment.
lilevilsmurf 4
Your sister is obviously upset about this boy bothering her, sexy joke between your parents or not I hope that they address the issue for her. If they do nothing about it this boy will think his behavior of touching and bothering girls is ok, and whether flirting or bullying, if it bothers her it needs to be handled. He's young, it's the most significant time to teach him to respect others' space and emotions, specifically how to treat girls/women. I'm not a big outspoken feminist or anything, but that just seems like common sense and good parenting to me. I hope that if your parents don't deal with it you find a way to help your sister out.