HappyGirl
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
nerd_man01
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
epistaxis
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
ShardsOfShame
United States
Dane Cook? Is that you?
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML
NVP
United States
Thanks for the input
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
facepalming all the way
Colorado Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noob
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Galt, Canada
Gullible
Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML
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itzdashit 0
ill really teach you ; )
00754chan 0
When I was 15, I met an old friend; a girl who, apparently, was my best friend in preschool. Much to my suprise, she remembered me. I know this, because she said "oh, I remember you, you were the first person to tell me how babies are made and what 'sex' meant". I was preaching the process of 'making babies' to kids my age when I was 4 years old. You're 15 and have only just found out. Which rock have you been living under? Uluru? Mt Augustus?
dearViena 0
shut up people. sex isn't such an important subject for everyone.
polkadot1453 0
this is wrong on so many levels....
katie_bby 0
TAUGHT? or TOLD? the difference between those two words make a huge difference.
xxcheeseizlifexx 1
tool
bizz8290 0
ummm to me it sounds like he taught as in showed you. were you safe
topbanana22 0
wow ur a little slow. ur 15 and u didnt already know??? i bet amish ppl already know (not being racist) and i bet he actually taught u by having sex
lifeismydrug 0
amish isnt a race.
PinkFloyd1977 0
moron
runaway303 0
Amish isn't a race it's a way of life.
TheDarkCynder 2
Hypocrite.
VampireKissesXO 10
How the hell can you be racist towards an amish person? -_-
xrachellovesyoux 0
haha. im 11 and i found out about it when i was like 9. >< btw im a girl. i feel sorry for you lol.
MiaLoves 8
Why are you on this site when you only 11??
godtakemenow1448 0
OMG I am 11 and a girl and I knew about it in the third grade
scateice 0
I am as well an 11 year old girl o.O I learned at like 9 or 10 and...... POWA TO DA 11 YEAR OLDSSSS
fatesucks 0
i'm 11 too lol i learnd like when i was 9 or 10
jesssaaa 0
Dude, why are there eleven year olds on fmylife.com ?
PinkFloyd1977 0
Jessaa, Shhh baby, just Shhh.. Accept this society is fubar at this point. Just accept it.
bxenon 0
im 11 to thank god im not the only one on here and i use the app so my mom doesnt find out............. i learned how to **** in 4th grade but i havent......., YET
MiaLoves 8
Okay. Really? All the 11 years old shouldn't be talking about sex because they only learned what, a year ago? From what they said anyways. Why are then on this site? Um sorta weird..