Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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Top comments
oopsiess 0
Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.
DoomJeff91 2
Are you sure it's not turned off?
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Comments (224)
slimashli 7
just use a dot of baby oil on a napkin it should come right off
slimashli 7
your parent's need to discipline him better he's a brat
josace 9
That is REALLY easy to fix I sharply my phone screen all the time for random reasons as they come up
MatthewWelch15 3
Get a small amount of rubbing alcohol on a paper towel rub off the sharpie marks and try with another paper towel
BonerFart 23
remove the screen protector
daidax_238 26
This is why I use a screen protector
SubaruWRXSTI 16
Rubbing Alcohol works wonders
blaiseisc00l 4
u still have an iPod touch
RedWolf16 21
Use isopropyl alcohol to wipe off the sharpie.