Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
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Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
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Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
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Moy_fml 6
How old IS your husband's daughter?
birds_fml 7
Let's say that, theoretically, the husband is not creepy old. The formula for the maximum difference in age without it being creepy is age/2+7. So, the oldest the husband could be without it being creepy is 32. If we assume that they JUST got married, and dated for more than a few weeks before getting married, I'd say the OP was probably 22 when they met, and the husband could've been 30 at most without it being creepy. So if the husband is now 31, then either he had his daughter at 15 and his daughter is 15 now, or maybe he was 16 and she's 14, or some other combination. Or he's a creepy old dude who marries younger women. Either way, YDI for either marrying an old guy, or for marrying a guy who had a kid when he was a teenager. You picked a classy guy, and so you get a guy with an obviously classy daughter. YDI.
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Comments (170)
kukopia 0
YDI for marrying an older guy w/ kids and THEN trying to be 'Oh, poor, poor me...' ***** for attention much? If you didn't want her to get preg, you shouldn't have kicked her out of the bed. FtheMotherToBeAndTheBabyLives - can see they aren't going to get any love or support from the self-centered OP b!tch.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Whiny, vain bitch much? You married into the family and that's a package deal. Get over it.
haneki_fml 0
oh shut up, step-bitch!
_hahaha_lol_ 1
That's what happens when you're trashy.
Ellowise_fml 0
And you married a guy with a daughter old enough to reproduce?
geert_3 0
okay
blastvortex 4
One takes chances by marrying into a broken family. On the other hand, just like any relationship, you might never know... Also, isn't that assuming that she really is his daughter?
lillyass 0
Your shit was ****** up way before getting this news.
surferbabe 0
This is exactly why teaching "abstinence only" doesn't work....
Alzaetia 2
She must have gotten pregnant on purpose to make you feel old. Because, you know, it's all about you.