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You'll get a letter back saying the only way to cancel is to send smoke signals.

I hate to be one of "those people", but if you threaten legal action then they'll likely cancel it for you right there on the phone. The only reason they're sending you all over the place is in hopes that you'll eventually give up and just keep the service.

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There's another way to cancel it. Stop paying for it

Where I live, it affects the credit score so much you won't be able to get any loans and credits.

You'll get a letter back saying the only way to cancel is to send smoke signals.

Then interpretive dance.

followed by cave paintings

You could send Morse Code

things have been going downhill since they abolished faxes

I hate to be one of "those people", but if you threaten legal action then they'll likely cancel it for you right there on the phone. The only reason they're sending you all over the place is in hopes that you'll eventually give up and just keep the service.

And in the meantime, you continue to pay for the service you don't want. They are diabolically clever!

Just do it at the store. If they don't want to, tell them that just maybe the interested in the store wants to know how awfull you've been treated and don't want to throw a fuss about it since you've been through all of it.

This needs a follow up.

Great Scott! The only way to cancel your internet is to contact Doc Brown, travel back to the moment you signed up for service, and convince your younger self not to do it. Your FML will then be... erased from existence.

But that would cause a hole in the space-time continuum. If OP had gone back and done that, then the FML would have never happened for you to tell OP to go back and stop it.

Paula844 7

Sorry, OP. I think this might require a Battle of the Bastards type resolution.