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Anonyme Saint-di, France

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

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Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, You're such a *****.

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lol didn't expect that ending

Are we just ignoring the fact that they named their cat Pussy

Spay and neuter!

This was beautifully written.

You sure "Pussy" is the name of the cat?

haha I've noticed men that love cats always seem so protective of them. they treat them like they're their babies

Well, I thought I knew where this was going until I got to the end.

Pussy connections ;)

This one is hilarious! The way you wrote it was great and then that twist. Lol! Good one OP.

If people can't afford/don't want to fix their cats, they shouldn't be letting them out! There is no need for a cat to mate with some random cat when there are so many cats in rescues. A pregnant cat may birth the kittens away from home where they are at risk to the elements, predators, and cats.