Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML
Today, my husband and I sent our kids out with family and had the house to ourselves after ages. We had awesome sex. I wanted to cuddle while he wanted to take me out to a restaurant to enjoy our day. We argued, he won, and while we left our home arguing, we locked ourselves outside. The locksmith was costly. FML
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Leviathene 34
Regardless of his reasoning for this act, this is still abuse. He has left you at the mercy of a complete stranger while naked and completely unable to defend yourself. You need to seek therapy with your husband (or file for divorce), because this is not acceptable behavior from someone you are supposed to trust. I don't know the details that led to you being tied up, you may have given him your consent to tie you up during sex, but remember; you have the right to refuse AT ANY TIME, even mid-way through sex. This was highly irresponsible of him to do, because as another person has already said, you could have been raped or murdered.
RoseCrystal 17
You need to change the locks and file for divorce immediately. If that how he handles arguments, he's capable of much worse. Get out now.
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Comments (35)
dwight7476 11
You need to divorce him ASAP
krgoks 10
Relax people. Unless Alexa was used to make this FML while she was still tied up, it is obviously a prank by the husband to get her back. If a repairman had shown up this FML would be worded much differently. Now to address the negative: please take note of the reaction here after a poorly-devised or quickly-escalating prank. No matter how funny it was for you, your prank can be abusive and leave emotional scars upon the victims.
Sandra Foran 10
I’m fairly certain you can go to the police with that, OP.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, are you guys 12 years old? That's very immature, not to mention dangerous. That repairman could turn into the pizza man from Supernatural.
Mr_Mole 24
I assume you were rescued by unicorns.
kevinsagirl2323 8
your husband obviously has no respect for you or concern for your safety. He had no way of knowing the character of the repairman coming so your safety was certainly in question. I am curious how you could possibly sleep through him tying you up?
bartsj1988 7
I don't think this is exactly how it went down. I do believe this is phrase this way (even with the help of the FML moderators) for shock value. My theory is that the husband was in a different room waiting for her to wake up and freak out. Then he appeared and released her. 100% not funny and very scary and dangerous prank but I don't think he actually left her alone like that.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Wow this is next level victim blaming and abuse excusing
ChakatBlackstar 29
That's a horrible thing to do without arranging it ahead of time. I mean, with consent, this is a hot fantasy, but in this situation, it's wrong in about 10 different ways.
ProperPengTing 15
Divorce him
guesswhocares 5
I can already smell the divorcepapers coming out of the printer...