Intimacy: Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing...

By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Buzzing the tower

By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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You deserved it 5 222

By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Ropebunnbon - 15/08/2018 13:00

Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML

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By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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You deserved it 15 189

By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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You deserved it 14 085

Leviathene 34

Saturday 7 October 2017 6:28

Regardless of his reasoning for this act, this is still abuse. He has left you at the mercy of a complete stranger while naked and completely unable to defend yourself. You need to seek therapy with your husband (or file for divorce), because this is not acceptable behavior from someone you are supposed to trust. I don't know the details that led to you being tied up, you may have given him your consent to tie you up during sex, but remember; you have the right to refuse AT ANY TIME, even mid-way through sex. This was highly irresponsible of him to do, because as another person has already said, you could have been raped or murdered.

RoseCrystal 17

Saturday 7 October 2017 6:49

You need to change the locks and file for divorce immediately. If that how he handles arguments, he's capable of much worse. Get out now.

Comments

dwight7476 11

Saturday 7 October 2017 20:12

You need to divorce him ASAP

krgoks 10

Saturday 7 October 2017 21:56

Relax people. Unless Alexa was used to make this FML while she was still tied up, it is obviously a prank by the husband to get her back. If a repairman had shown up this FML would be worded much differently. Now to address the negative: please take note of the reaction here after a poorly-devised or quickly-escalating prank. No matter how funny it was for you, your prank can be abusive and leave emotional scars upon the victims.

Sandra Foran 10

Sunday 8 October 2017 1:05

I’m fairly certain you can go to the police with that, OP.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 8 October 2017 7:52

Wow, are you guys 12 years old? That's very immature, not to mention dangerous. That repairman could turn into the pizza man from Supernatural.

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 8 October 2017 7:53

I assume you were rescued by unicorns.

kevinsagirl2323 8

Sunday 8 October 2017 18:07

your husband obviously has no respect for you or concern for your safety. He had no way of knowing the character of the repairman coming so your safety was certainly in question. I am curious how you could possibly sleep through him tying you up?

bartsj1988 7

Monday 9 October 2017 3:02

I don't think this is exactly how it went down. I do believe this is phrase this way (even with the help of the FML moderators) for shock value. My theory is that the husband was in a different room waiting for her to wake up and freak out. Then he appeared and released her. 100% not funny and very scary and dangerous prank but I don't think he actually left her alone like that.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Monday 14 September 2020 14:06

Wow this is next level victim blaming and abuse excusing

ChakatBlackstar 29

Tuesday 10 October 2017 22:54

That's a horrible thing to do without arranging it ahead of time. I mean, with consent, this is a hot fantasy, but in this situation, it's wrong in about 10 different ways.