Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML
Today, my husband and I sent our kids out with family and had the house to ourselves after ages. We had awesome sex. I wanted to cuddle while he wanted to take me out to a restaurant to enjoy our day. We argued, he won, and while we left our home arguing, we locked ourselves outside. The locksmith was costly. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Leviathene 34
Regardless of his reasoning for this act, this is still abuse. He has left you at the mercy of a complete stranger while naked and completely unable to defend yourself. You need to seek therapy with your husband (or file for divorce), because this is not acceptable behavior from someone you are supposed to trust. I don't know the details that led to you being tied up, you may have given him your consent to tie you up during sex, but remember; you have the right to refuse AT ANY TIME, even mid-way through sex. This was highly irresponsible of him to do, because as another person has already said, you could have been raped or murdered.
RoseCrystal 17
You need to change the locks and file for divorce immediately. If that how he handles arguments, he's capable of much worse. Get out now.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (35)
Miss_080 21
Your husband is an asshole. And he clearly crossed a line of dignity for you and him
Jared900DUmpling 30
Hopefully the repairman was at least a decent enough person to untie you without any ulterior motives...
Vai Russ 2
I registered with an account (which I haven't done in five+years of being on this site) just to tell you that this is abuse . This is sexual abuse (even if he didnt do anything to you while you were sleeping), tying someone up and removing their clothes without their permission and leaving them in a vulnerable state where they can't defend themselves or cover up is a form of sexual abuse. Especially with a stranger coming into your home, even if hes a professional, leaving you in that state could leave you victimized by someone else or worse. I know couples who practice 24/7 BDSM into super kinky stuff that still would never think this is okay, myself included. Please leave him. I repeat: this is not okay, this is not humorous. I'ts one thing to joke about it, but to do this as a result of an argument...just nope. Really hoping this is a troll post for likes.
anRNsLife 11
This is abuse. If it happened. I don't think it did. She didn't realize she was tied to the bed until she woke up. There just HAPPENED to be a repairman coming in the morning. And she had no place she had to be or nothing she had to do to risk spending the day like that if the repairman didn't rescue her? I actually know of a guy who did do this years ago. No repairman. No getting even. Straight up abuse. She divorced him ASAP.
blue_ecureuil 20
Man, that could have been REALLY DANGEROUS. If you were naked AND tied up, how could you possibly react to some random guy coming over and defend yourself?!! Furthermore, even if you had done that, you wouldn't´t have any of your clothes... that kinda shows how he doesn´t care about you (in my opinion) - time to think what are you willing to do to make that relationship last, and how far are you willing to go. If it were me, I would have already filled for divorce, though... Please tell us the outcome of that situation, OP. Did you manage to get out unscathered?
Glowworm56 27
I would love to know what the repairman's reaction was to all of this...
Lillysar91 20
Your husband is a child to say the least. I hope you're okay and that the repairman was decent enough to call for help and not make matters worse. That's not a healthy way to deal with a fight at all. Restraining you like that and leaving the house is dangerous and borderline illegal. What if you needed to get out because of a fire or an emergency and you can't? He wouldn't be laughing then would he? BDSM doesn't work like this...there's consent and safety.
Stuffaluffagus 25
I’d say it’s time to file for divorce
davecross 11
Im pretty sure that's sexual assault and unlawful imprisonment. You can have him arrested. I hope the repairman isn't really coming over. I have a way you can get back at your husband though. If you know some cop have them "arrest" him and rough him up
Bigus1234 6
Would be funny if there never was a repair man coming, just a note to wind you up as your man has a coffee downstairs. Pretty f*cked up of him though if it was real. Divorce & press charges if it was real, plot revenge if it was a prank!
GhostFox 34
Uh, no, that would still be mental and emotional abuse, as well as sexual assault and unlawful imprisonment. It would just make the husband an absolute idiot with no comprehension of human emotions instead of an abusive asshole that needs to be a head shorter.
DataWog 30
That is... kinda ****** up.