Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML
tothebaneofkings tells us more.
Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.
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AlenaRoseLee 8
Well, at least she didn't show you
PrimeEvilTahir 24
You mean... GGILF
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thisissimoneee_ 1
yzzami 17
Troll granny strikes again
naimejeary 16
Haha! My grandma always says 'there may be snow on the mountain top but there is a fire down below'. Not an image soon to leave my mind
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Epic Grandmother!
mybubbles2000 13
Some things grandmothers just should not say to their grandkids.
Wrex 13
Well as they say, You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire.
thisawkwardchick 15
that's refreshing.
LoveNnyl 23
So the carpet doesn't match the curtains..