Birthday, Weird and Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday....

By sicufovoshxbsjdk - 07/08/2010 02:22 - United States

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

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Saturday 7 August 2010 9:19

even in death your family wants to be away from u.

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Saturday 7 August 2010 9:35

What's wrong with that? Are you not dying to get your birthday gift?

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turtles1321 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:32

you beter cuddle that gift like a stuffed animal or ganny may show up with a shotgun  yes i did get carried away with emoji ty for the compliment 