Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML
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Top comments
Homoios 4
Uvula, it's called an uvula
aelabed 17
#blowJobThoughts
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Comments (24)
Homoios 4
Uvula, it's called an uvula
Arashikage 18
Asking the important questions
rivenrock 14
The gag reflex.
barleyguy 17
was hoping the comments would be funny and god dammit i wish i could say they weren't. but i laughed
RichardPencil 32
To get her to continue, you had to come up with the right answer or twenty bucks. Sounds like a great premise for a **** game show!
kbsimmer 14
Dude you were getting a ******** so why are you complaining? I'll take it if you don't want it!
RichardPencil 32
She didn't finish! An unfinished ******* is worse than no ******* at all. The DSB's is a thing!
KingAdrock 16
So, your GF stopped giving you head to ask a funny question. Why is this an FML?
Kyrstin Budd 12
This is the sort of thing my husband would say while *receiving* a ********...
aelabed 17
#blowJobThoughts
Maximusmime 20
A uvula
Mark W. Noonan 3
Talk about Blue Balls. Lol