Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Where am I?
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
You played yourself
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Set the scene
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Party hard
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Top comments
BastardOfBodom 0
dont take anyone who cheats on you. getting drunk doesnt justify it.
HanisMan01 0
Tell her yeah same thing happened to me last week...What?
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Comments (35)
IceCreamMage 17
Agreed. They're not underwear idiots. They're pants. My girlfriend said she woke up with someone elses shorts once at a party. I think it was before we were dating though. Meh.
Stunsz 0
Ask her if I may have them back :)
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
poor u, well at least she told u hehe trausrs
kamm94 0
oh u don't need her!! come with me im the sexy one. I come to life wen u take me to bed
Clozzie 0
Heh, you picture shows how beautiful you are... 0.o
dark_link9 7
#22, what the f*ck!??? are you serious?? his girl just cheated on him, and you think a joke like that is appropriate? not cool.
ohyess909 0
at least she told
AMB1705 4
well she didnt say she was wearing them. she might have just woke up with them in the bed next to her. still doesnt prive anything happened.
Loreorozco_fml 0
I would dump her
fmlx24life 0
Its ok to switch pants right???? Right?!!!!
guitarst1071995 12
At least she's honest
qwerty123456789o 14
At least she told you