Love: Today, my girlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then,... - FML

By DandoisFLAT - 12/08/2013 02:42 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then, ten seconds later she sent another text that said, "Sorry, typo. Move on". FML

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DandoisFLAT 10

Monday 12 August 2013 19:43

Hey, just wanted to inform everyone that yes, she is obviously my ex-girlfriend now and that i'm feeling fine. I was actually out skateboarding with some friends when i got the texts from her, and once i showed them, they made me feel a lot better. We were actually dating for a year and almost two months, but i never thought she would end it like that. So between my friends and the support from you guys i realized that i deserved better then her and i'll be more careful next time in choosing a partner. Thanks guys :)

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SoulAmeliorate 16

Monday 12 August 2013 8:51

That was a bad move on her part.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 12 August 2013 21:06

Reply: "You were my main girl." Seconds later,"Sorry, typo, side girl."

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whyuacactus 4

Monday 12 August 2013 9:01

Find someone new! (:

chanelvander 7

Monday 12 August 2013 9:04

At least you found out what they really want now rather than later!

cottoncandymango 17

Monday 12 August 2013 9:05

Make the best move and end it.

iAlissa 34

Monday 12 August 2013 9:11

She already did.

BlackPhenom 9

Monday 12 August 2013 9:13

One letter makes all the difference... FYL.

DividableByZero 11

Monday 12 August 2013 9:13

I'm sorry to hear about that OP. but better to learn sooner than later. Now you can move on to a better partner.

GEFStryker 29

Monday 12 August 2013 9:18

What a hitch.

PinkieKeen 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 9:03

Bitch*

honestjane 22

Tuesday 17 May 2016 19:52

That's ok, I see what you did there ; )

TKay916 15

Monday 12 August 2013 9:39

Ouch

iLizeth 14

Monday 12 August 2013 9:47

Why can't people just understand that texting leaves proof? If it's anything of importance it should really be done in person.

kpc2424 13

Monday 12 August 2013 10:07

Reply back: "I already have" then "oops typo, no really, I already have"

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 12 August 2013 10:08

Eeek. She brought your hopes up then stomped all over them.

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