Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML
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Picky
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Picky eater
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Be better, people
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LaytonexLuke 0
Why didn't you tell them that when you found out they wanted to cook for you? Unless you had no idea until you arrived for dinner. In which case, FYL indeed.
alex_vik 1
That sounds like a hell of a meal you missed out on.
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Jenmaree 9
I say eat it, then cook THEM a meal with poo in it.
baumunk 0
Well that would be rude.
CallMeHush 1
So... anyway... how was the lamb?
eaf7s 0
In case no one else has noticed, this was the same guy that posted about burning all of his maths stuff then having to retake the exam. Riiiiiiiiight.
Major_General 10
Choke some down, make penance later. Duh. Or become the omnivore man was designed to be.
aTRAGEDY 0
it's funny how when one person says I'm a vegetarian an whole army of them come out of the wood works
aTRAGEDY 0
oh and lol @ johnathan that was still funny even if it wasn't technically correct
d4m4s74 12
FYL I'm not a vegetarian, but I know what happens if a long-time vegetarian eats meat, and it's not pretty.
DynamicDave 11
I used to judge vegetarians all the time and wonder "why don't they eat meat like normal people?" Then I realized people do the same to me because I don't drink, smoke, or have sex (until I'm married.) @OP: a week ago, Id have said YDI but after this realization I can sympathize...FYL But why didn't she tell them you're vegetarian?
Peroxide 3
wtf us wrong with you, you already know what to do, you said it yourself. Just spit in their faces and you won't have to reject the meal. IT'S COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!!
Boudewijn 0
I'm a lifetime vegetarian, eating meat is just as disgusting an idea as eating a pile of shit. It's what you're used to. Also, for all you veggie haters; If you eat meat, why just chicken & cow etc.? You don't eat dogs and cat's because it's too sad (Talking to western society here)? Does it remind you of their cute eyes? Don't be so ******* naïve. If you say you're ment to eat meat, go eat a human ffs. Have a nice day :D
turdburgers 0
I'm pretty sure eating human is illegal. Nice try though.
polico_wolf 0
Its people like you that keep peoples common sense together. If there was nobody to tell them to eat a human then they would
synix 0
So you care that it results in 'innocent people' being killed? Are the animals you already eat not innocent?
myfriend_youfail 3
1) Animals USUALLY do not eat their own species. Thus, cannibalism is usually a last resort. Hell, if I were starving and the only food around was the person next to me, I'd eat the bitch! But just going out, killing a person, and eating it when there are other food sources available is idiotic. It's detrimental to the species, no matter how small the loss is. Thus why predator species hunt OTHER animals for food, and don't eat each other (displays of dominance and times of famine excluded). 2) In some countries, cat and dog are acceptable foods. So is horse. If I were in a country that served what I considered a "pet animal" as dinner, I'd try it, since in THAT country, the animal is not a pet. It is a food source. But I wouldn't grab my cat Sarah and have her for dinner, because I consider that animal a part of my family and not a food source. Hell, I eat rabbit. I love rabbit. But I eat someone else's rabbit, I don't take Mr Fluffy that I've had as a pet for four years and cook him. I go out and buy one I'm not emotionally attached to. 3) Human beings, biologically speaking, are omnivores. Our teeth are designed to tear into plant matter and meat. From a purely biological standpoint, our species is "meant" to eat both meat and vegetable matter. 4) HOWEVER. As we're the only species with such a level of self-awareness, we've evolved way past the level of other primates. Thus, we have domesticated our food sources so we no longer have to hunt and gather. Thus, we choose what we want to eat. You go on and be a vegetarian. But for Godsake, if you're going to argue against carnivores or omnivores, Boudewijn, at least come up with a logical argument.
myfriend_youfail 3
Also, I just know someone is going to mention the whole "tigers/bulldogs eat their young" thing. Yeah. The mother usually realizes some sort of defect in the offspring and eats them. That sort of cannibalism benefits the species by getting rid of the imperfect or flawed genetic material. And as for the "innocent little animals are killed, so you should be vegetarian" argument, try to guess how many wild field animals are killed each year during the grain harvests. What is more humane? The cow that has a spike driven through its throat and dies in a few seconds, or the field mouse that's grabbed up in a combine and ripped limb from limb and then cleaned out of the blades in tiny little pieces? At least we EAT the cow...the mice and rabbits and other small animals caught in the harvest are just thrown away.
Rorix 6
Yeah, I'd care if innocent people are killed. They're PEOPLE. I really couldn't care less if an animal was killed for food. That animal is much more useful to me as nourishment than it would be if it were to walk around in a field eating grass for the next 10-15 years.