Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were... - FML

By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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ImaCanuck 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:29

So who won?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Friday 13 August 2010 1:02

I'm pretty sure everyone wins when playing naked twister.

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dodo97 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:30

well that must be fun!! don't u kno how to lock the door!!

dagoat 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:37

how is this an fml

xsam4296x 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:37

Spinner landed on.... Take off your clothes!

tylanol7 12

Friday 13 August 2010 7:41

yay naked twister

christyxoxo 8

Friday 13 August 2010 7:45

lock your freaking door, op!

Efilyn 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:03

Who plays Naked Twister these days? :/

zman78 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:27

naked candylands were it's at

spiteherface 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:46

bravo sir!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 13 August 2010 9:21

YDI for playing a game of any kind. Those are signs of idleness and tools of the devil. Do some chores! YDI for being naked. Nudity at ANY time is WRONG. I don't care if you're taking a shower; that's why there's BATHING SUITS. YDI for dating someone with parents. Be more selective in whom you date. [edit: and THAT, copycats, is how a YDI list is DONE.]

Norrisv5 8

Friday 13 August 2010 9:22

Never new people play that for real After your parents walked in I bet you were dry and crispy

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