Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend of over a year broke up with her. As her brother, I instinctively wanted to beat him up, but he is too much of nice guy for me to be able to hurt him. FML
Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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nikki151 21
What a bitch
laxtax 19
Sorry for your loss, and trust me if she's not willing to stay by your side during the tough times she's not worth it
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Comments (168)
GroupWorkSucks 15
How does this have almost 150 YDI's? How awful can people really be?
GORILLAKING7 7
**** that bitch
lvg_fml 10
I'm sorry for your loss and in time you will find someone who is more caring and sensitive to be with you
Catdragon 40
I'm sorry for your loss. I just lost someone I loved about 2 weeks ago as well. no one who hasn't lost a loved one knows what you're really going through. maybe she just doesn't know how to deal with it, but I say good riddance. I would not associate with anyone who'd say such an insensitive thing like that. I'd be horribly mad.
lulinator 40
And if the tables were turned, she'd expect you to be there by her side every second comforting her. Selfish girl.
jerome74 1
sounds like to me she was looking for a way to break up with you, forget her you don't need her.
limegreenpoopie 31
She's being selfish. Viva le dumpville, next stop.
chris21105 3
good thing she's gone I'm sorry but she was a cold hearted demon spawn from hell and you can move forward. sorry about your brother.
wassup388 25
If she can't be with you during your time of grieving then she's not worth it
boxergirl1054 16
Sorry for your loss, she should have been there supporting you instead of leaving you