Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be OK if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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Top comments
MyHandIsNumb 0
Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...
Destinyx 0
That should make you the better person then =]
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Comments (106)
Cpeyser08 0
I don't think you're looking at that situation the right way. She cheated so you should cheat back? That's not the way it works, I am sorry she cheated on you though. I HATE when people do that, it's shallow and dishonest in the worst way...
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Awwwhh. That's really sweet, actually. She's a ******* bitch, and doesn't deserve you.
allen20 0
that really sucks. Next time think twice before cheating on your girlfriend ;)
mileyfan17 8
Your a really great bf to turn down the other women.
bdubbstheman 5
Bitch
jamaicanbunny 0
Isn't that a bitch
Albarufus 13
You still did the right thing!
TequilaVung 3
Dump the dumb bitch !
imperialtl 12
Should have banged the hot chick. Now ur regretting it. You always regret not banging the hot chick.
magreb 9
Dump her bitch-ass