Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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By so confused - 09/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML

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By timmynotjimmy - 28/10/2009 01:28 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML

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By Arnold - 21/10/2025 09:00

Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2025 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML

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By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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Screwie 25

Monday 3 September 2012 18:58

Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.

DomDomxoxo 16

Monday 3 September 2012 18:58

With her attitude, might as well use your hand.

Comments

rockurheart 9

Monday 3 September 2012 23:42

She ******* asked and she te.. whaaaat?

perdix 29

Monday 3 September 2012 23:49

You ought to marry her. Things with your sex life get much better once you are married.

TurquoiseJesus 15

Tuesday 4 September 2012 0:03

Chloroform. It's the only answer.

N1GHTS 12

Tuesday 4 September 2012 0:20

She's rude. She asked you what was wrong and that's all she has to say? Smh. You need a new girlfriend, OP.

captainburke 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 0:31

People keep suggesting op cheats on her as if she'll care

habibiiiiiii 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 0:39

Blue balls

mickatopolis 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 1:00

I feel ya

thecovert 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 1:57

Sounds like an option just opened up for you. Enjoy.

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 4 September 2012 2:22

Some women don't want to have sex until they are either in love or married, and the OP should respect that if that is the reason. If it isn't, and she's just a bitch then you're better off without her. Remember, there is more to a relationship then sex.