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T3STI Grand Prairie, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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What business do you even have posting this? It should be your (hopefully now ex) girlfriend posting! I hope she gets full custody, rapes you in child support, and you never get to see your kid, you pig.

sierra142 19

Men like you are total c*nts. I hope karma ***** you up. You disgust me.

You seriously expect people to feel bad for u?? I hope your girlfriend finds out!!! Asshole

Wow lucky baby to have such a champion Dad, hope your baby momma finds out & tells u the truth, that its not really yours, the baby is the result of the one night stand she had while with u

i hate scum like you..

I love the FML community. You guys rock! And yeah, OP, you're a ******* tool.

Have fun explaining that one when your child wants to know why mommy and daddy aren't together!

so, while the woman thats carrying your child is about to go through hours of excruciating labor, youre out picking up random women? classy man.

drummerboy74 0

Wtf bro u really that dumb

taylorrbaby333 6

Try being loyal and maybe that kind of stuff won't happen. Prick