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T3STI Grand Prairie, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

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thebeautybleeds 17

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

CaptNomNom 17

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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Comments (228)

AzWolf 5

She remembered you because you are such a bumfu*k?

awesomeAlexx0 0

Really man? You cheated on your pregnant girlfriend??? I really hope the nurse told her and then punched you. You're a piece of shit bro.

Bikrbum 6

Wow!! You're a gem of a guy!

Sniper3000 0

I have no sympathy for cheaters you can go to hell

redhead07 0

**** you for cheating on your pregnant gf.

NostalgiaFreak9 43

******* asshole. If anybody should be on here, it’s your girlfriend, because the father of her child is a two-timing douche who can’t be faithful and feels the need to stick his dick in every woman he meets, i.e., you.