Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML
Today, after I got dumped a few months ago, I wrote a love letter to win her back. Romantic, right? She didn't think so. She called the cops. Now I may lose my job and my pension, and have to start life over at 40. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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kiskraze 7
Why would you keep that ?
Pleonasm 36
YDI for having it somewhere she could find it even though you are back together. A place in your life like that should be put behind you unless you hadn't moved on from that part of you that didn't want to be with her. If you did want to be with her and were attached to the letter still, you should have known to get rid of it lest this happen.
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Comments (70)
delaneyluke 5
... Like a scene out of a bad rom com ...
davincidasecond 24
Seriously man, I feel for you, but you shouldn't keep things like that, especially when you got back with her. Maybe you forgot about it though? Either way, I think if you just explain to her why you wrote it things will be ok. If she still doesn't want to be with you after you explain you're probably better off.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Either should have hidden it or thrown it away while u were bck togethet
yuup96 11
I sense a second letter being written..
beachbum_101 16
That sucks bro! Get rid of the evidence in the future.
skipthestorm 3
Lighters are very effective in destroying things that should never be seen... I too use the write a letter method to work out feelings but I ALWAYS make sure to take a lighter to them or stick them somewhere I KNOW the person isn't going to find them. But in the long run, why would you want to keep something like that? The past is the past, work through the emotions and then move on!
Zeishah 26
convincing argument against the relationship? you can now try doing the opposite...
dakatabg 31
Count yourself as gone
usagiii 7
"We were on a break"
lovesummers 8
You should have burned the letter when you guys got back together.