Love: Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies...

By isaidfuckoff - 27/06/2015 18:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Brooke - 15/01/2013 05:45 - United States - Manteca

Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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By mrniceguy - 23/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2015 19:36

**** Logic

dweeds508 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:36

Dump her ass OP

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tigerborn69 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:40

**** her, but stick it in the wrong hole

lil_juggalette 15

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:41

OP is a girl..

bingalingading 12

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:43

so? use a strap on

Jdlove2 20

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:40

Religion? She hiding moral behind religion? She is more stupid then I thought.

SouL_WraitH 12

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:41

you cant fix stupid. I'd say be wise and get out of this one no matter how amazing the sex is.

HWICUNow 10

Monday 29 June 2015 21:01

your pics are amazing

ShatteredPulse 15

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:42

Yay for unloyal people just playin with other peoples emotions!

CommentKing207 23

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:43

Dump her. You deserve better.

hailzz_96 18

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:44

Ops name >>

Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:52

Hope you dumped her

DerpAngel 8

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:56

Hate it when people use religion like it's a free pass

AKFusion 12

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:59

Ah, a classic case of Immaculate Hickception...

Quetzal27 12

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:59

I am sorry for you OP, still you have got to love the sheer hypocrisy of religious people like that. My old girl friend was a holier then thou Evangelical Christian who claimed drugs were the devils product, but said it was okay to smoke weed because it is grown..... I feel bad for you but time to dump her hypocritical ass.