Love: Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies...

By isaidfuckoff - 27/06/2015 18:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Brooke - 15/01/2013 05:45 - United States - Manteca

Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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By mrniceguy - 23/02/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2015 19:36

**** Logic

dweeds508 24

Sunday 28 June 2015 19:36

Dump her ass OP

Comments

drealex360 5

Thursday 2 July 2015 9:07

Since when does God work comes with "hickied boobs"?

drealex360 5

Thursday 2 July 2015 9:08

What her God's name???

ligerzero459 24

Friday 3 July 2015 10:10

I hope your username is what you told her to do

QueenMichael 16

Saturday 4 July 2015 21:12

"Love the people you love for who they are, not who you want them to be." She's supposed to love her for being a cheater with no respect for other people's feelings?

hahahaha123123 10

Monday 6 July 2015 7:45

What's the mission? A little Hickey here a little hickey there ?

werewolf1997 3

Friday 10 July 2015 1:27

Dump that unholy bitch

MrCommunism 19

Saturday 11 July 2015 18:49

so God's work by stoning homosexuals, murdering atheists or making them slaves, and slaughtering men, woman and children but keeping the virgins, or spreading the word of God?