Health: Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine...

By radiationkillz - 21/03/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

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Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML

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By Heavy D - 06/09/2012 13:45 - United States

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By StormSeason - 29/10/2012 12:03 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, while I was working in the drive-through at work, a lady was wearing kitchen oven-mitts and a snorkeling mask instead of gloves and a mask to pick up her prescription. FML

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By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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delyter 0

Monday 21 March 2011 12:24

no offense but ur gf may be a retard

jmrtheman 3

Monday 21 March 2011 12:26

I hope your gf is hella hot to make up how dumb she is.

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ohyeahParis_fml 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:16

if she is half as hot as she is stupid.......JACKPOT!!!!!

tristantroll11 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:50

what a tard!!!

iluvpink10 0

Monday 28 March 2011 3:11

hey at least if it hits Texas you'll be safe but ur girlfriends dumb no offense

Luisb1992_fml 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:08

Leave her

kronicstdz 0

Monday 28 March 2011 10:24

better safe than sorry

kykyshay 0

Monday 28 March 2011 21:31

yee haw cow boy!

japagaijin 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:40

Dude, I'm IN Japan, just south of Tokyo, and I don't have iodide pills or a gas mask!!

nalia18 8

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:43

uhm...

finalyearsofhate 22

Wednesday 6 April 2011 15:11

it's potassium iodide, not iodine.

Starquake24 0

Friday 10 February 2012 1:18

Thank god someone here knows the right way to write KI.

Bobakiss 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 7:51

I blame Fox News.

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