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By Anonymous - United States - Windsor Heights
  Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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  ChopSuey444  |  20

#37, Honestly if it's not contagious there's no reason to have told her beforehand. I highly doubt you sit your lover down and explain the trivial details of the parts they're about to see. And that's exactly what that is; trivial. Now if they were discussing beginning a family, that may be cause for conversation. But that's a whole different thing.

  DoomedGemini  |  37

Do you want your partner to sit and talk about any trait that is a little unusual with you? I don't believe only having one testicle affects anything, so I'd have to agree I don't see why it's be something to sit and talk about.

  leogachi  |  15

@4 She already broke up with him. You should read things more carefully if you're going to insult another person's intellect.