By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights
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Break up with her. Seems like the IQ is negative eighty.
I think you may need to re-read the FML...
@7 Why?
well she already broke up with him
FlightofAcidFox
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She had already broken up with op though. So that won't help any.
Somehow get back together with her and then just break up with her, and go back to your daily duties
An idiot AND a homophobe! Much better off without her.
Homophobes do tend to be idiots.
samuellkimchii
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I just feel straight bad for you bro
I feel relieved for OP, honestly. He really dodged a bullet on this one.
Yeah I'm glad OP isn't with her anymore. Stupid AND homophobic? Just two horrible traits to have as a person, and even more so a mother.
Unlike his future kids
You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!
Think you've dodged a bullet with that one. Do you really want the mother of your future children to be that thick?
Sure, OP dodged a bullet. But is this not something he'd thought to mention before getting intimate? I'd be pretty shocked too if it were me
37, being shocked is one thing. Breaking up with them because they're that stupid is completely different
RedPillSucks
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@37. why would he mention some 27th ing that he probably thought was not a big deal
ChopSuey444
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#37, Honestly if it's not contagious there's no reason to have told her beforehand. I highly doubt you sit your lover down and explain the trivial details of the parts they're about to see. And that's exactly what that is; trivial. Now if they were discussing beginning a family, that may be cause for conversation. But that's a whole different thing.
Do you want your partner to sit and talk about any trait that is a little unusual with you? I don't believe only having one ******** affects anything, so I'd have to agree I don't see why it's be something to sit and talk about.
Break up with her since you don't want your child to have half her IQ. FYL, OP :/
leogachi
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@4 She already broke up with him. You should read things more carefully if you're going to insult another person's intellect.
Ever heard of the phrase "You can't fire me, I quit!"? That's what they're going for.
Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive
Yeah you wouldn't want your kids to inherit her stupidity, so you're dodged a bullet there.
That logic is immense. Its good for you that she broke up.
I think you have a skew idea of what the word "immense" means...
It's sarcasm.
...Who the **** taught her that? Also, so what if her children turn out gay? Nothing wrong with that. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.
She did you a favor indeed.
you know who the ******* bitch is!
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You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!
Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive