Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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Scotticus117 11

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:51

wow i wish my phone could send it to all of my contacts, i can only send it to ten at a time, either that's how verizon works or my phone just sucks, i think its my phone, LG chocolate ftl =(.

ilive4fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:57

LOL

kc2_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:04

Promotion, booty call, AND free pizza.. Ya did good kid... Ya did good

Snazaza 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:04

do you look good naked? if so, maybe you'll get promoted!! if not then i agree your life is ****** lol

CruelSirDrum 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:05

well that sucks man.just makre sure to be a bit more careful. ive done similiar stuff with the texting deal but not to this degree.at least pizza hut probably had a landline phone that does not get picture texts.

Bullshet 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:07

LMAO

MaddieMonster 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:09

I think for the good of all FML's people should erase their ex's phone numbers.

TheLizardKing 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:11

Lol you suck

kc2_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:14

70... Agreed

SVelasquez 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:15

How do you accidentally send this to EVERYBODY in your contact book? Were you replying to an e-mail with all your contacts in it?

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