Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, I'd begged my family not to embarrass me in front of my girlfriend. Dinner went perfectly until my little brother showed her a video of me dancing, wearing nothing but a superhero cape. My girlfriend laughed so hard, she proposed a new nickname: Captain Cringe. FML
Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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Ghostrui 31
As they had no permission to film you masturbating nor permission to pass the video around, you can take legal action against them. Time to hire an attorney and take them to court.
404wan 19
who the **** would do something like that... take them to court.
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xxWTFxx1981 23
Shouldn't your girlfriend already know you have a small penis?
hootrood 9
Take them to court. What they did is highly illegal. The situation still sucks though. I wish you the best man.
Darcie Kleino 5
If you are under 18 then they distributed child pornography which is huge. Break up with her ASAP and call the police.
bl3ur0z3 17
They're parking their car over there. See the difference?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Either you were wearing headphones or you were jerking off with the door ajar, because I can't imagine them walking in on you and being that silent. Either way, definitely take legal action against them, and start being aware of your surroundings.
power_in_the_now 19
Leo Gort- I am going to guess he didn’t hear them if he had on any sort of headphone at the time, like if he was watching something to help himself out.
Mungolikecandy 19
Why would your girlfriend be involved in something like that? Also, they have very likely broken a lot of laws not only by filming you in that situation without your consent but by forwarding it to others and I suggest a trip to the police. Your (hopefully ex) girlfriend deserves no loyalty if she was involved in this.
Jessica Haugen 4
I am sorry but it sounds like u need to break up with her someone that cares about u would not let there friends do that to u, u deserve a lot better and the one that u r meant to be with will not care about the size as long as u know how to use it right...!! 😁😁😁
Takegami 22
You can call 911 on them for that
bluejasmine 15
This is abusive and illegal. Get rid of her. I hope you have some good friends and a lawyer.