Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML
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Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that mine and her father's wedding is just a big joke, and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML
Today, my violin broke and I have a recital coming up. I gave it to my friend to give it to the luthier and the luthier has fixed it. I asked my friend to return it to me and they became angry I was asking for too many favours. My recital is tomorrow and I can't get my hands on a violin for at least another week. FML
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, I am completely mortified. At my father-in-law's funeral, my husband put a bottle of beer on the coffin and announced to the room his dad was such a tight-fisted sod, it was the first drink he’d ever had on him. FML
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WannabeJew 0
Wow, I can't believe all the bitchy, whiny people. So what if his fiancee's family seems loaded? That seems to be the point. He's trying to fit in and he made a huge social gaffe. I get the feeling he's a bit overwhelmed and awed by the sudden shift in social status (hence, mentioning the money) and now he's completely embarrassed. Your snide comments only show your envy and pettiness, methinks. OP, that blows. I've had similar issues. My best friend's family is way above mine in social standing; we're 5 generations blue collar and his family errs on the white collar side. I've done some things I didn't realize were rude and he had to correct me later. Luckily, his mom and stepdad are understanding. People seem to forget the relativity of FMLs. This is an FML for him, even if others believe it's only his whining. He was surprised and acted reflexively. It's not like he intentionally did something stupid.
lovable 0
how could you do that??
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Comments (165)
sbjess 8
ydi for thinking anyone cares about your fiddle or 60yr old bottle of 2 buck chuck
wearinsexypants 0
You spit an entire glass of wine? That's pretty impressive. Most people don't pour the whole glass in their mouth at once while opening a gift.
ItalianFirefly 5
91,99 FTW. Seriously. As if he can't afford a new suit. **** offff. Spoiled bitch. Come back when you can post a real FML.
haolewill 0
"oh my bad, my overpriced shit got your overpriced shit dirty, here clean that up with some paper money". you loser, I got a case of bud light for my engagement stop bitching!
WannabeJew 0
Wow, I can't believe all the bitchy, whiny people. So what if his fiancee's family seems loaded? That seems to be the point. He's trying to fit in and he made a huge social gaffe. I get the feeling he's a bit overwhelmed and awed by the sudden shift in social status (hence, mentioning the money) and now he's completely embarrassed. Your snide comments only show your envy and pettiness, methinks. OP, that blows. I've had similar issues. My best friend's family is way above mine in social standing; we're 5 generations blue collar and his family errs on the white collar side. I've done some things I didn't realize were rude and he had to correct me later. Luckily, his mom and stepdad are understanding. People seem to forget the relativity of FMLs. This is an FML for him, even if others believe it's only his whining. He was surprised and acted reflexively. It's not like he intentionally did something stupid.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Holy crap! My viola was only $200, so I can't imagine what an $8,000 viola would look like...Not to mention how it sounds. Sooo jealous! :)
ktbird 0
I know how you feel. My viola growing up was probably around $400-$500. When I was about 17 my parents bought me a new one for Christmas that was $2000-$3000. HUGE difference... You need those crappy things first to appreciate the value of a better quality item, instruments and otherwise. Not to mention it's super pretty to look at...
MrsPegg 45
I believe OP meant spilt (though it should be spilled)... she said "glass of wine". Not a mouthful of wine.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
OP is a he not a she.
Carolina_girl222 0
well that def says "thanks for welcoming me to the family!"
saralizbeth 0
you sound like a pretentious ass... YDI... for gold digging
tj79 3
wow