Kids: Today, my friends planned an intervention. Not for anything "bad"... - FML

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By Anon the Mouse - 06/06/2016 14:04 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my friends planned an intervention. Not for anything "bad" like smoking, drugs, or sex. They planned an intervention because I'm addicted to a cartoon. They won't let me watch it and that is my only enjoyment out of the whole day. FML

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thraax 14

Tuesday 7 June 2016 1:23

Well I mean it depends how much you're watching it. If it's to the point where it's affecting other aspects of your life, then yes you watch it too much. But if not then keep enjoying it :)

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 7 June 2016 3:57

I only see it necessary if it's my little pony and you're like 35

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in_ya_mouth69 7

Tuesday 7 June 2016 0:39

Tell em to **** off or get out your life

thraax 14

Tuesday 7 June 2016 1:23

Well I mean it depends how much you're watching it. If it's to the point where it's affecting other aspects of your life, then yes you watch it too much. But if not then keep enjoying it :)

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 7 June 2016 3:57

I only see it necessary if it's my little pony and you're like 35

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