Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, the mosquito infestation is so bad that multiple mosquitoes sucked the blood out of the steak I was grilling and promptly died on top of it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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Top comments
Lozza 0
Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(
Lolbrittany 0
LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P
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Comments (221)
fck_up_majorlol 0
i just died laughing. that was cute and hilarious and totally awwww. haha
TheCity 0
Sounds cute idk why it just does XD Lmao poor fred :[
ruby2shoe123 0
omg poor Fred!!
DynamicDave 11
FAIL. The mosquito was female, as male mosquitos are considerably larger and don't suck blood. That said, you're an attractive woman judging by your picture and I'm sure you could've found someone to take you out to dinner or w/e. I know I'd have been glad to do so.
joce445 0
one time I named a bug in my house. I was 5
TruSilver 0
I'm sorry for your loss
JustinBieberIsOK 0
awww that sucks! I have a butterfly named Justin :D no res
ryguy997 0
mo, they don't die once you suck your blood. they bring it to their nests and give it to their eggs. bees die when they sting people but only if their stinger and poison sack come out.
kirbygowoosh 0
thats why u dont name things! i named my moth fred too! my dad squished it...
jerry10394 0
I'm so glad that I'm popular unlike you. I was probably at that party getting laid. and by the way... I killed ******* Fred !! HAHAHAHAHA