Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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Top comments
JustJumped 22
So he got you in the end, how sweet :)
AwkwardPimp 5
Stalking pays off I guess.....
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carlistar27 10
I remember all my stalkers names, the ones who would follow me into to bathroom, the ones who tried to pin me to walls, and the ones who unlocked my door just so they can be near me. That way nothing like falling for them later can ever happen to me
Himlagott 14
I feel for you..
AllegroRubato 16
BWAHAHAHAHAHA oh maaaaan...! BUT HEY! If he's your boyfriend now and not a creepy stalker dood then it means he grew as a person, no? Don't feel bad OP! "Creepy" is just a matter of perception! :)
tehdarkness 21
How did you figure it out?
ultra_notorious 26
personality must be dif too if you're giving him the time of day.
Xyph8 1
still a better love story than twilight
Glitter_taco_ 10
Looks like all that stalking paid off
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How did you not know that? Doesn't he have the same name now as he did back then? I guess not...Yikes!
meherm 11
Damn! But hey if you're happy with him, then those past events shouldn't matter.
meherm 11
Unless those past events were really bad in which case the option is up to you OP (forgot to add this)
worldclassrager 41
It worked! I find that ironic...
Jlow17 4
I'm so sorry but honestly I find that down right hilarious