Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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Top comments
JustJumped 22
So he got you in the end, how sweet :)
AwkwardPimp 5
Stalking pays off I guess.....
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Comments (161)
jonha21 11
Wuhahahahaha Now Who Is the Creep
Alexis2742 31
It's only stalking if he's ugly; if its a cute guy... You have a secret admirer
alicr 2
So I'm assuming you're considered a stalker...
NaN101 27
Well played by him, well played. Can't say the same about you (OP), however...
Mandybruin 15
He should write a book to help others: From Stalker to Boyfriend, a step-by-step guide. I should get partial royalties if this title gets used. ;)
AerBear115 15
Haha that's kinda funny, but did you not know his name back then???
cupcakechick 17
she said STRANGER
NigerianMedicine 11
Good things come to those who wait.
LyraAlluse 25
If it were me, I would break up with the guy as I'm not sure how he would act once he found out I knew that he stalked me.
PunkySpunky78 15
To the op At lest It is not like you both dated and broke up and now he is stalking you becuase that is what is happening to me
picturescrazy 24
Did you not know your stalker's name? I don't see how you could have overlooked it otherwise!
aliciavanham 13
True haha