Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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Top comments
JustJumped 22
So he got you in the end, how sweet :)
AwkwardPimp 5
Stalking pays off I guess.....
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Comments (161)
xALEXx_fml 15
What did you do when you found out? :O
Crammed 10
I guess you gotta just ask him what was goin on back in high school.. You obviously know him better now after 4 months.. It would be a bit creepy if he really was 'stalking' you.. Also be pretty creepy if he had a big lock on his basement door!!
BananerzFresh 12
I guess it was meant to be
Wealthyparrot 9
I don't even know what to click here... I mean, not recognizing your stalker seems pretty silly. Then again, he's the one obsessed with you, not the other way around. Plus, if you've been together for four months, he must have been alright in the end.
GoodLookingGeese 10
He's my hero
Ariet 20
Since he is your boyfriend now, I'm guessing his personality has also changed. :)
O_oShux 4
Perseverance paid off it would seem.
Felling 14
The name didn't give it away..?
twinkiefeets 17
Well he finally got ya!
sxm 13
I would really love to see how this relationship goes.