Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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Top comments
JustJumped 22
So he got you in the end, how sweet :)
AwkwardPimp 5
Stalking pays off I guess.....
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expertsmilee 26
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Qwermy 16
*Shamalamadingdong
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Stalker: 1 You: 0
perdix 31
#16, since she chose him as a boyfriend, I'd score it as a 1-1 tie. Do you agree or do I have to call the Rules Committee of the NSL?
jramirez16 9
I was thinking the same thing lol. Although one might say she's a winner too for falling in love with someone who's that into her.
zevo1415 10
Stalking is the new persistence I guess
buddy51 23
Still a better love story than Twilight!!
PuggieKid 22
As much as that's getting old, it's appropriate to use it in this case. :P
sarahjanesmith 12
Anything is a better love story than twilight! We're in high school but I'm not going to eat or speak for almost a year because you left me and don't love me anymore! It must be something I did because you are so perfect! Come on, twilight is one of the reasons young girls have such low self esteem!
OhDearBetrayal 25
94- No, Twilight exists because teen girls have low self-esteem. I should know, I ******* loved the first book when I was an awkward eighth grader who jumped on any romance novel. Twilight features a girl with little to no personality who has a beautiful vampire fall for her. That right there is enough to make any young girl similar to me swoon.
KareBear7364 5
I guess he's the type that if he wants something, he gets it ;) Try and see this in a romantic way lol
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Talk about persistent. As he at least treating you right and not being creepy?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yet.....
chrisnwinc 4
Reminds me of the movie valentine
pistachiopanda 19
Sometimes love comes from the most unexpected places.. The bushes or outside of your window, for example.
perdix 31
Just as stalking was becoming unfashionable since it seemed so futile, you've given a glimmer of the hope to all the creepers. The stalked girls of the world are all thanking you very much.
limitedition 25
If you had been truly stalked his face would have been burned in your memory.
perdix 31
#30, not so. The victim of a truly effective stalker never even realizes that he or she is being stalked until it's too late. When the victims feel creeped out, the stalker is revealing him or herself to being an amateur. PS: Would you mind moving your morning shower from 7:08 AM to 7:12 AM? I like to catch the weather and traffic report and the two events conflict. Thanks, babe!
limitedition 25
There is your way to make your millions - "how to be a stealthy stalker" classes. I'm super impressed you've dodged my trained protection dog. I tip my hat to you!
perdix 31
#48, I give him little balls of ground meat infused with cheese and peanut butter. He's cool with me ;) That's just one stalker trick I'll let you in on.