Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Freaky and scary
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Awkward
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Straight to jail
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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JustJumped 22
So he got you in the end, how sweet :)
AwkwardPimp 5
Stalking pays off I guess.....
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olpally 33
That's every girls worst nightmare. Lol. Gotta give the guy credit where credit is due, he got ya! Haha. FYL, idk if you should break up with him though. Tough situation op.
egrudy 9
Awe
4Madden 19
You should write a novel about this.
YourVoiceofReasn 6
So we're NOT chalking this up as "Lonley-guy-get's-the-girl-of-his-dreams"?
BlackPhenom 9
that boyfriend of yours is living every teenager's dream.
honestyslife 9
You should probably break up With him.... This is a sign of future complications
tj4234 36
how? I'd say it's a sign he had a crush on her and went about it the wrong way. But the fact that he got her in the end suggests that he has learned.
looney_mc 4
Lol he got you after all don't break up with him. Or you dead
HoboWithACondom 8
He probably had a crush on you... If you brake up with him over this, you're a bitch. If not, then I wish you good luck on your relationship and hopefully he won't turn out to be a obsessive psycho in future.
pistachiopanda 19
Says the hobo with a condom :D Epic name! But I agree. Op should probably take a look at the person she is with now and not judge him based on his "crush".. No matter how many times she caught him in the tree outside with the camera! Love is love!
adammeyer 4
Or you finally realized it's time to settle..
Firebalone 13
....and what, changed his name too? How did you find out your bf was him? ????